Friday, November 22, 2013

An Open Letter to My Flock

My Beautiful Flock,

Just because I am awake and the sun is up does not mean that you need to air your grievances long and loud. I do not care if your Roudybush to Zupreem ratio is not to your liking. I feel no sympathy for the fact that you dug out your favorite parts of the Nature's Garden blend and are being forced to eat what's left. I am not impressed by your papaya dunking abilities or your predilection for making pellet soup. We have a schedule, you know the schedule and I am not changing the schedule for whatever bug you have up your collective butts. 

Sincerely,
Mum (aka: the woman who feeds you, bathes you, snuggles you AND cleans up your poop)

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