Sweetest Scout,
I know that you're there. You may be small, but your bark AND bite are quite mighty. I know this for a fact and, contrary to what you might believe, I do NOT need a piercing reminder at random intervals throughout the day. I am in awe of your ability to mimic the sounds of both your human and parrot brethren but I will skin the bastard who taught you the battle cry of the Sun Conure.
Your loving chew toy,
Mum
I know that you're there. You may be small, but your bark AND bite are quite mighty. I know this for a fact and, contrary to what you might believe, I do NOT need a piercing reminder at random intervals throughout the day. I am in awe of your ability to mimic the sounds of both your human and parrot brethren but I will skin the bastard who taught you the battle cry of the Sun Conure.
Your loving chew toy,
Mum
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